For Those Long Distance (With Charges) Relationships
I simply cannot count the number of ways in which this is wrong.
A bluetooth vibrator. Your lover can text you special messages from quite a long way away (anywhere there’s a phone network, really), and when your phone receives it, it transmits it via bluetooth to the vibrator, which I guess you’re just wearing all the time.
That’s the thing that really sticks in my mind. I mean, I’ve heard of ben wa balls, but really, are there actually women out there who are going to wear something nearly the size of a small phone for hours, just waiting to be titillated by their significant other? Well, now that I think of it, I suppose for people into D&S, or just with control issues, it could be a big turn on.
Whatever.
Posted: January 14th, 2006 under Games, Tech.
Comment from Chuck
Time Saturday, February 4, 2006 at 11:11 pm
Your post was a kick. I’m still laughing.
In the U.S., back in 1967 (I think) - Vikki Carr recorded an album titled “It Must Be Him” which was nominated for three Grammy Awards in the categories of “Best Contemporary Female Solo Vocal Performance, “Best Vocal Performance Female” and “Album of the Year”. The song created a visual of a young woman waiting on the phone to ring with a call from her boyfriend.
I can hear it now… “It must be him, it must be him, or then I’ll die, or then I’ll die.
I’m sorry, this is too funny. If you are not familiar with the melody, look it up on the net and take a listen. Listening to that song in the context of your email is worth it. I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time.
While the song itself is loaded with energy, there have been a number of on-stage “acts” over the years that have used it as a point of humor. Please, go find the melody and listen to it.
That said, I don’t have a problem with the concept. I wouldn’t say it was particular romantic, or something you could tell your co-worker in the next cube about, but it has its
merits. I loved the post. Thanks for the fun.